Greetings Friends!
If you are just joining me for the conclusion of this tale, you can find the first part here...
B*tch "Found" My iPad... (part one)
As for the rest of you that have been waiting patiently - here we go. Let's wrap up all the lose ends and let the outrage pour out of my soul into yours. Sit back and get comfy because this is a long one but worth the read.
Now when we left off, I mentioned that "Cindy Ortiz" (thats right B*tch I'm using your REAL MF name so if you stumble upon this HA! HA! HA! - be glad I don't post your damned email address). At any rate, she emailed me to inform me that her sister had not stolen my iPad. Oh no! She "found" it. I guess she was just keeping it safe for me... and you know... decided I didn't need to keep any of my appointments or associate with any of the people in my address book (you people are nothing but trouble anyway... yeah... I'm talking about you... yeah you). Oh Cindy! Ever the good Samaritan!
So, as I mentioned in my closing, I wrote her back. *DISCLAIMER* My hubby was pretty outraged that I insisted on "stirring the pot" and was pretty irritated that I wrote back. My response to him was - SHE STOLE MY FRICKEN iPAD!
Hi
Cristina,
I
appreciate you contacting me on behalf of your sister. I would not dream
of causing any drama. I understand that when it comes to children they
can be incredibly impressionable. I see no reason why this even has to be
a big ordeal after my property is returned and it
will be forgotten about as soon as this is over. This even did not
involve our children and I would not dream of making it difficult for anyone -
especially a little one. I am glad that it has been "found" and
I am so glad you contacted Neisha's to turn it in. Any of the calendar
and contact entries your sister made will be deleted as soon as I have it.
Thank
you so very much and I appreciate your honesty.
Jennifer
Mueller
Now, I am going to take a moment to explain that I do not believe in punishing children for the mistakes that adults make. I had my fun. I was going to revel in my success. I was going to wallow in it. I was going to be gluttonous in my victory! A smile was on my face as I hit send...
And then the next day...
Hi Jennifer.. Just wanted to let you know I just
turned in your IPAD at school and once again I apologize for the
inconvinience..
So the Hubby went to pick it up because I was stuck in traffic and I really REALLY wanted it in hand. When I came home, he told me that "the husband" was OUTRAGED because I made accusatory and threatening remarks. Dear friends, I have given an accurate account of my remarks... were any of them threatening? And as for accusatory... I simply logged onto MY computer and made "an entry of opinion" on MY calendar. IF YOU WEREN'T USING IT TO BEGIN WITH YOU WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN MY REMARKS! That's right I'm CAPSLOCKING at YOU
CINDY and HUSBAND ORTIZ! *Deep breath* So there was a HUGE fiasco when I called the dance academy to find out just WHAT was going on. Hubs wanted me to remove Bug - which was unfair because she really enjoyed her teacher and the class and the other girls in there. And - here is where the outrage really came in - when I told the manager that my husband wanted me to pull Bug because of this she said that if that was what we had to do, then we had to do it. My device was taken from this "reputable establishment" and I opted to hold off on filing a police report because of my faith in said "reputable establishment" and this is what I get?? Well clearly these people don't know me well enough because I was NOT about to give them that satisfaction! Although it was a very hard decision, I'm going to be honest. It was humiliating. For my daughter I swallowed my pride. Oh - did I mention that the woman that "found" my iPad was going to be a "chaperone" at their dance recital? I'm still debating as to whether or not THAT little tid bit needs to be leaked to the other parents... I digress...
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My Hideous Family |
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My sweet, innocent iPad was back in my hands... well actually Bug's hands. I didn't get it until after she went to sleep - BUT I got it! The first thing I wanted to do was make it mine again.
Sister Ortiz took the liberty of telling me I had a hideous family that shouldn't be used as wallpaper for my iPad by removing it and replacing it with some piss poor image of a flower. Always looking out for the other guy, eh
Sister? So I set off to find the pictures I had saved and reset my wallpaper. Well, apparently, not only did
Sister Ortiz think my family was hideous and not fit for public consumption... she thought my photography skills were lacking as well. So, in order to save me from myself - after all, she was simply holding it until she could remember where she found it at and return it to the rightful owner - she took it upon herself to delete every single picture from every photo album on my iPad. However,
Sister Ortiz is uneducated in the technology of Apple. She obviously did not deserve an iPad and if she has an iPhone it needs to be taken from her immediately before she hurts herself with it. Give her one of those Zach Morris cell phones because it is all that she deserves.
A few months ago Steve Jobs (RIP) announced some wonderful changes to the way we share information. He called it iCloud. If you are interested in it, read more here
What is iCloud? But more importantly he introduced a feature called Photo Stream.
With Photo Stream, you can take a photo on one iOS device and it
automatically appears on all your other devices, including your Mac or
PC. Import new pictures to your computer from a digital camera, and
iCloud sends copies over Wi-Fi to your iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch. You
can even view recent photos on your big-screen TV via Apple TV. There’s
no syncing, no email attachments, no file transfers. Your pictures are
just there — on whichever device you happen to have handy.
Naturally, I went there to find some of my pictures so I could put them on my wallpaper. I rarely used it but I was thankful that I had it because it made things so much simpler. But wait... what.is.this???
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This cat clearly needs to smile in order to be seen in the dark...Just sayin |
Buh-lieve it. These are only a FEW of the pictures that I have chosen
to share with you (and yes.. I circled out the faces of the kiddies
because they are not the perpetrators here - they are just enjoying the
new iPad that
Sister Ortiz "found" but is clearly going to return
- right after she deletes all my photos, contacts, and calendar entries
and then inputs her own schedule). They took my iPad on a nice little field trip to Disney on Ice... and played with my photobooth app... then they went to a birthday party (I know it was a birthday party because I saw it on my calendar - Aliyah's birthday party to be specific)...But clearly they were going to return the iPad that they "found", right?
So here are a few for your viewing pleasure.
Someone that "finds" something with the intent of returning it does NOT utilize it to the fullest of its capabilities prior to returning it! And do you have any idea how ridiculous you looked taking pictures with an ipad anyway?
The irony is that the same time
that she was taking pictures of herself and her "nieces" I was taking ans sharing my
own pictures. So naturally they would be reflected in the photo stream on the "found" iPad...
Pictures like this...
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First of all, don't you dare sit there and judge me... That stuff is funny I don't care who you are! |
And this...
And also pictures like this....
Kind of hard to explain, as a Latina, how all these pictures of cracker-white people keep popping up... especially if you don't want to keep explaining how you "found" an iPad.
It gets better. This woman - this ignorant, obviously uneducated, technological moron of
a woman - had been reading my facebook account, emails, iMessages and
looked through my photos. I had been cyber raped and it didn't feel
good. At any point this woman could have contacted me and informed me
that she had found my property, but she did not - which is why I am
posting this. She went through my life a sick voyeur - I'm sure
Sister Ortiz
will have to break out the dictionary for that one. Now, with that
point being made - the only time I was contacted was to inform me that
my iPad had not, as I thought, been stolen, but merely "found".
MORALS OF THE STORY - first... Keep your stuff password protected. You never know who will access your life.
Second - IF YOU TAKE MY SH*T I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU!
And in case you are wondering, I have already installed a program on my MacBook that will track anyone down that takes it and publishes their pictures on the internet. It also tracks how far away they are from a wifi connection.
Protect your Mac! Since my iPhone was stolen, then my iPad... I figure it is only a matter of time...
how do you like me now?